WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—According to a poll released on Wednesday, a majority of Americans would support exchanging Donald J. Trump for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.
Additionally, they felt that Mr. Garcia, who has no history of supporting tariffs, would be unlikely to engage in a ruinous trade war if he were transferred from El Salvador to the White House.
When asked what legal justification could be used to trade Trump for Garcia, a majority said, “Administrative error.”
| SUBSCRIBER-ONLY POLL | | Who else would you swap for Abrego Garcia? | |
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TBR Question of the Day: Explain your answer to the poll.
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